OUR DIDDLES
Derriaghy Football Club is our name
Junior Football is our game
We've got our new pitch 'SEYCON PARK'
One man there is sure to bark
For Diddles is our Groundsman
He looks a bit like Desperate Dan
He cleans the changing rooms and Dugouts clear
for this he gets 6 bottles of beer
Each Saturday he's there without doubt
If he's not you'll hear him shout
The Changing Rooms and Dugouts I will clear
Please dont give away my bottles of beer
For most people take Diddles for granted
At the end of the day he's definately wanted
As hes finished his Cleaning you'll hear him cheer
Fuck sake BIG Ian get me a beer
From out of his pocket he brings Grub
For the next 10 minutes he wont open his Gub
Steak Pies, Sandwiches and Pork Chops too
Afetr eating all this he's first to the loo
He has his Hearing Aid turned down low
After another beer his cheeks start to glow
For the game of Football he thinks he knows all
And to argue with him is like talking to the wall
Diddles to you we say Keep going your doing a good job